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K109 History: 2007-08

The Liberation of Tieland

In 2007-08, a darkness arose in Longfellow. The Evil Officer Morris and Mr. Calamito, bored good-for-nothings, thought it would be fun to hypnotize Mr. Cheney's citizens and lock Mr. Cheney in a closet. A year earlier, Mr. Cheney's land, the Nation of Tieland, a democratic nation, had signed a treaty of alliance with the Kingdom of 109. When Mr. Huang received news of the takeover, he mobilized the 109 Army and went to free Mr. Cheney himself. When Mr. Huang and Mr. Cheney were reunited with the 109 Army on the Great Field, the army of Tieland zombies, gathered by Morris and Calamito were also there.

Morris and Calamito demanded Cheney back, but Mr. Huang refused. When Morris and Calamito mocked the power of 109, Mr. Huang responded with the now most famous statement in 109 history: "You're small potatoes to us!" After a rousing war speech by Mr. Huang, the 109 Army charged with all their might. Morris and Calamito abandoned ther zombie army and fled back to Tieland. They did not know that Mr. Huang had already asked the Powers-That-Be, now led by Mrs. Kihm, to wait there in ambush. After the 109 Army cured the Tieland zombies, Mrs. Kihm turned the evil duo over the Mr. Huang and Mr. Cheney who hypnotized them and forced them to dance for everyone's entertainment.